My first contest will be a awesome contest. It will be a contest to see who can write the most funniest joke. The winner will win a pirze that can not be announced yet but it soon will be. Thank-you and tell all your friends about ANTI TOYSGONEBY!!!
One day, there was a city man who went to a farm. He saw a horse he HAD to have. He bought it from the farmer, jumped on, and said, "Giddyup!", but the horse didn't move. The farmer told him to make it go, say "praise the lord" and to make it stop, say "amen". He jumped on the horse and said "Praise the lord!" and the horse took off. It was in a full speed canter when the man saw a cliff approaching. At the last second, he remembered to yell "Amen!", and the horse stopped right before the edge. He was so happy that he lived, he raised his head up to the heavens and said "Praise the lord!".
Hope you like the joke! I also have much funnier ones, that one is just my first joke. Tell me if you wanna hear some more!
"He broke her heart so she broke his X-box. Who cried more?"
"Me: Will you remember me tomorrow? You: Yes. Me: Will you remember me next week? You: Yes. Me: Will you remember me in a month? You: Yes. Me: Will you remember me in a year? You: Yes. Me: Knock knock! You: Who's there? Me: YOU FORGOT ALREADY?!?!?!"
"I am an American. I would love to live in some place like Canadian or British. They are awesome places to live. But what questions me is: Are they still human?"
Two men walk into a bar, Scott and Jack, to be exact. For some reason they started talking to each other. Scott said that he was born in 1979. Jack said he was born in that year also, so they both said "what a coincidence!" Jack said he graduated from Nistol Park College(this doesn't exist) in the year 2000. "What a Coincidence!" They say again. Then another man walks into the bar and asks the bartender whats going on. The bartender says that the Mc'allisterg twins are drunk again.
Hope you liked that one! I also have another two riddles! They both involve chickens.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck on the chicken!
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Neither, everybody knows dinosaurs came first!
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Here's my joke, I have SO many more:
One day, there was a city man who went to a farm. He saw a horse he HAD to have. He bought it from the farmer, jumped on, and said, "Giddyup!", but the horse didn't move. The farmer told him to make it go, say "praise the lord" and to make it stop, say "amen". He jumped on the horse and said "Praise the lord!" and the horse took off. It was in a full speed canter when the man saw a cliff approaching. At the last second, he remembered to yell "Amen!", and the horse stopped right before the edge. He was so happy that he lived, he raised his head up to the heavens and said "Praise the lord!".
Hope you like the joke! I also have much funnier ones, that one is just my first joke. Tell me if you wanna hear some more!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya Hear me!?!?!
Haw Haw! That was funny!
Ooh! Here's mine!
My friend threatened to shove a milk jug down my throat! I spit on her! :)
~Shawn Lily
I have one!!!!!!! quite few, actually
"He broke her heart so she broke his X-box. Who cried more?"
"Me: Will you remember me tomorrow?
You: Yes.
Me: Will you remember me next week?
You: Yes.
Me: Will you remember me in a month?
You: Yes.
Me: Will you remember me in a year?
You: Yes.
Me: Knock knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: YOU FORGOT ALREADY?!?!?!"
"I am an American. I would love to live in some place like Canadian or British. They are awesome places to live. But what questions me is: Are they still human?"
I have some.
Two men walk into a bar, Scott and Jack, to be exact. For some reason they started talking to each other. Scott said that he was born in 1979. Jack said he was born in that year also, so they both said "what a coincidence!" Jack said he graduated from Nistol Park College(this doesn't exist) in the year 2000. "What a Coincidence!" They say again. Then another man walks into the bar and asks the bartender whats going on. The bartender says that the Mc'allisterg twins are drunk again.
Hope you liked that one! I also have another two riddles! They both involve chickens.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken!
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Neither, everybody knows dinosaurs came first!
Hope you liked them!
~Kingfisher81
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